Corey (Farrah) Shanks-MacKinnon
Ed. note: Corey, you seem to be a bit chilly. You should maybe put on a sweater or something
LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!! Can't wait to see all the bodies (altered or not!)
Corey (Farrah) Shanks-MacKinnon Ed. note: Corey, you seem to be a bit chilly. You should maybe put on a sweater or something
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Re:Sherril's Getting A Little Behind In Her Work,07/20; We can't help you Sherril, but sure hope we get to see you next time we all try to get together. You will be missed Conga-Rhumba-Salsa-whatever girl. Re:Our Worries Are Over,07/04; Hey Buddy, sign us up. (Sure hope this isn't the paralyzers talking, cause we switched from wine, yikes!) Man, we can't leave anyone out. Re: Losing A Friend, 07/14; Carol you freakin rocked the boat with that one. Sure had us fooled. Laughed our asses off and trust us, that isn't easy.
By the by...where the HELL are you, Jimmy Cox? Don't see you on the 'BIG' list. If you are still dateless we will take care of you. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Re:Come See What Everyone Looks Like Now,07/20; Shanks, you wish...or maybe we do. Re:Oh Yeah? Well Don Doesn't Give A Crap, 07/21;Constipated my ass! We took bets that the volleyball jock wasn't going to show (all talk, no action, as usual). Soooo having said that, me thinks that the tight ass, coin squeezing effort was just to keep the BS in. Hmmm...maybe catch you at the 60th, keep squeezing baby. -J and J- ED. note: Waiter, we'll have whatever it is they're drinking. 'Jimmy' Cox will have a triple. Oh Carol, you are so right. I have been squeezing a penny between my cheeks for 3 months now to tighten them up. They are so incredibly tight now, but my abdomen is distended beyond belief. You have no idea how constipated you become when you squeeze a coin between your cheeks for 3 months!
-Don Hinds- Ed. note: Frankly Mr. Hinds, in this instance ignorance truly is bliss. I'm so relieved that somebody finally responded to my posting. I was starting to feel like the kid that nobody wants to play with. Thanks for your generous proposition, Don. It's sad, but true. I'm really desperate to get my hands on that photo. Failing that, I may have to resort to following you around Fraser's Grove all afternoon. Hey Baby....I mean Corey....somebody just called me from Winnipeg to ask me if that was really your body in that bikini. After all those years at your pool, I do know the difference, but I'm keeping my promise. I will never 'swim and tell'.
-Sherril Labovich- Ed. note: Actually, if the truth must be known, Ms. Shanks-MacKinnon's own bod is so smokin' hot that we had to photoshop her lovely countenance onto an inferior model's body in order to minimize the pandemonium that surely would have ensued. (With apologies to Mr. MacKinnon...please don't hurt us, John.) All this talk of Don's glutes makes me think he's taking those evenings off just to "tone things up" a bit. Sorry we won't be able to get a chance to see that "famous ass", as Sherril Labovich says. Looking forward, not behind, to seeing everyone on Friday.
-Carol Lion-Ellis- Ed. note: Sigh... We remember the days when passing a woman would would elicit admiring compliments about our trim figure. Things like "what an ass...what a waste". Well spoken, Ms. Lion-Ellis. See you on Friday. Why am I always the "butt" of everybody's jokes? OK, I've had way more attention than I can stand! Unfortunately, I won't be able to get that much attention this weekend as I have to work and attend a "mandatory" family event on Friday and Saturday night (a reunion of people with IQ's below 50 who have nice butts). I will do my best to be at the park on Saturday. I hope everyone has a blast and thanks to the organizers for doing such a great job. If that picture ever turns up, please frame it and give it to S.L. If it takes so little to satisfy her, I am afraid to show up in person! (sorry S....couldn't resist). Trust me, the glutes aren't what they once were....... they are way nicer now!!!
-Don Hinds- Ed. note: It is a shame Don that you are unable to make Friday or Saturday night's events. There will be much hand-wringing amongst the gluteus maximus gawkers in our midst. However, the one bright spot in this is that we should see a marked spike in attendance numbers for bocce on Saturday. In fact, we're betting our 'bottom' dollar on it. Kudos to Mike Resch for his incredibly funny editorial comments! I've been laughing so hard that, in Mike's words, 'getting a little behind in my work' has been worth it. Besides Mike, 'little behind' or not, I'll still pay good money for a copy of that photo. Any other takers?
-Sherril Labovich- Ed. note: Blush blush. The cheque is in the mail, Sherril. Now on to the backside issue. Failing recovery of this mythical photograph, and since the posterior in question does appear to be indelibly etched in your memory, and you seem to be able to describe it to a "T" (or an "A" as it were), perhaps we could have an artist create a lifelike rendition. Sorry, we're being a little cheeky here. Corey sez:"I would really like to see all of you this weekend!"
ED. note: Corey, we think that's only fair, since we can see almost all of you right now. Isn't there anyone out there who can help us? No Mike, that image is not just burned in my memory, and no Don, it's not just some unfulfilled high school fantasy (:P). In fact, Carol Lion just emailed me to say that she too remembers (her words) 'that famous ass'. Since Mike has absolutely refused to make comment on the present-day state of Don's behind, I really need to know. Could someone please just check the '73 yearbook too? And Don, please make lots of prints, because I refuse to pay more than a hundred dollars for an autographed copy. Of the photo...of course! Mike already said that. What else could we be talking about here? -Sherril Labovich-
Ed. note: Is there such a thing as buttocks botox? Or the Hindlift Maneuver? Because if there is, we're guessing Don of the dread is having the procedure done as we speak, since all eyes will be on his posterior this weekend. All joking aside though, Mr Hinds behind is surely still like that of a twenty year old's. Ahem. Or so we've been told. I too would like to see that famous photo of my assets! I think you must have mixed me up with the editor. As for dating a whole bunch in high school.....an urban legend for sure! Women still make me nervous! I've been married almost 30 years and my wife still scares the crap out of me.....OK, she's a Sumo wrestler so I guess that is reason enough to be a little nervous. If I had dated as many women as I allegedly dated, I would have had to have spent eleven years in high school. OOPS....I forgot about that. Now I remember why I stayed in school so long! So who's the dummy?! How could I study....I was exhausted all the time! (I wish)
-Don Hinds- Ed. note: We didn't know the lovely Mrs. Hinds was a Sumo wrestler. That explains that thigh-slapping thing she does. We thought it was a nervous tic. |
Born In ‘74!
Melanie Jane Chisholm, Sporty Spice of the Spice Girls Kevin Duran, Canadian Actor Kate Moss, Model (Calvin Klein) Steve Nash, Canadian born basketball star for NBA's Phoenix Suns Kimbo Slice, mixed martial artist Jenna Jameson, porn star Victoria Beckham, Spice Girl Posh Penelope Cruz, actress Ahmet Rodan Zappa, son of Frank Zappa, rocker Jewel, singer Steve-O, TV personality, Jackass star Hilary Swank, actress Beckie Scott, Canadian cross-country skier and Olympic gold medalist Natasha Henstridge, Canadian actress Bryan Chiu, CFL defensive tackle (Montreal Alouettes) Ryan Phillippe, actor Caroline Aigle, First female French fighter pilot (d. 2007) Xzibit, rapper Jimmy Fallon, actor and comedian Chris Pronger, NHL defenceman (Team Canada Oly-1998) Dale Earnhardt Jr, NASCAR Sprint Cup series driver Joaquin Leaf Phoenix, actor (Russkies, Space Camp) Nelly, rapper Saku Koivu, NHL left wing (Montreal Canadiens, Oly-B-98) Meg White, drummer (The White Stripes) Ryan Seacrest, television host It Happened In '74
Inflation continued to spiral out of control around the world, reaching 11.3% in the USA and 12.6% in Canada, as the global recession deepened. The famous skeleton of "Lucy", who lived between 3 and 3.9 million years ago is discovered in Ethiopia . More and more smaller digital based consumer products appear in stores and the earliest forms of Word Processors appear which resemble a typewriter more than a computer. After the findings of the Watergate Scandal Richard Nixon becomes the first US president forced to resign from office.
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