Theo is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Ottawa .
Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the
"Terrorists have kidnapped Michael Ignatieff, Stephen Harper, Jack
Layton , Dalton McGuinty, Jean Charest and Gilles Duceppe.
They are asking for a ten million dollar ransom....otherwise, they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going
from car to car, taking up a collection."
Theo asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
" About four litres!"