Here's a little Sunday morning memory-flogger, courtesy of  Bev Smith-Adam. Enjoy!

MEMORY TEST
(Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers.. Your mind isn't
as sharp as it once was!)

This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test!

There are 20 questions. Average score is 12 .
This one will be difficult for the younger set. (DUDE!)

Have fun, but no peeking!

Good luck, youngsters ,


1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil


2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson.
B. Roy Orbison..
C. Gene Autry.
D. Rudolph Valentino.
E. Fabian.
F. Mickey Mantle.
G. Cassius Clay.


3. ! Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and....
A. It's you.
B. He is us.
C. It's the Grinch.
D. He wasn't home.
E. He's really me and you.
F. We quit.
G. He surrendered.


4. Good night, David.
A.. Good night, Chet
B. Sleep well.
C. Good night, Irene.
D.. Good night, Gracie.
E. See you later, alligator.
F. Until tomorrow.
G. Good night, Steve..


5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons.
C. When you clean your tub.
D. If you paint the room blue.
E. If you buy a soft water tank.
F. When you use Lady Clairol.
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.


6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's
friend...
A. Stuart Whitman.
B Randolph Scott.
C. Steve Reeves..
D. Maynard G. Krebs.
E. Corky B. Dork.
F. Dave the Whale.
G. Zippy Zoo.


7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar.
B. Your nose is growing.
C. Pants on fire.
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher.
F. On the wire.
G. I'm telling Mom.


8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle
for truth, justice and.....
A. Wheaties.
B. Lois Lane .
C. TV ratings.
D. World peace.
E. Red tights.
F. The American way.
G. News headlines.


9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear.
B It's time to do your homework.
C. It's Howdy Doody Time.
D. It's time for Romper Room.
E. It's bedtime.
F... The Mighty Mouse Hour..
G. Scoopy Doo Time..


10. Lions and tigers and bears..! ...
A. Yikes.
B. Oh, no..
C. Gee whiz.
D. I'm scared...
E. Oh my.
F.. Help! Help!
G. Let's run.


11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone....
A. Over 40.
B. Wearing a uniform.
C.. Carrying a briefcase.
D. Over 30.
E. You don't know.
F. Who says, 'Trust me'..
G. Who eats tofu.


12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's
stockings...
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Staubach
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway


13. Brylcream...
A. Smear it on.
B. You'll smell great.
C. Tame that cowlick.
D. Grease ball heaven.
E. It's a dream.
F. We're your team.
G. A little dab'll do ya.


14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins.
B. With my man, Bill.
C. Down at the mill.
D. Over the windowsill.
E. With thyme and dill.
F. Too late to enjoy.
G. On Blueberry Hill.


15.. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable.
B. Mary Martin.
C. Doris Day.
D. Errol Flynn.
E. Sally Fields.
F. Jim Carrey.
G. Jay Leno.


16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo


17. I wonder, wonder, who.
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?


18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broccoli.
B. Cause I eats me spinach.
C. Cause I lift weights.
D. Cause I'm the hero.
E. And don't you for get it.
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me.
G. To outlast Bruto.


19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today.
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera.
B. Smile, you're on Star Search.
C. Smile, you won the lottery.
D. Smile, we're watching you.
E. Smile, the world sees you.
F. Smile, you're a hit.
G. Smile, you're on TV.


20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy.!
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket.
C. Make you fat.
D.. Melt your heart.
E... Make you popular.
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
G. Come in colors.


Below are the right answers:


1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebs
7. C - Pants on fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh my
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20.. F - Melt in your mouth not in your hand

Ed. note; If you scored 20 out of 20, congratulations! Now turn off that damn TV and go outside and play; 15 to 19, wow, you're still as sharp as a tack; 9 to 14,  most impressive for someone who can get senior's discounts; 4 to 8, well, you probably just weren't paying much attention back then; And if you answered 3 or less correctly?  Make sure your family pins bus fare and a note to your shirt when you go out alone...

We have made some new plans for the Miles Mac 60th Reunion. It will now be held Friday June 29 and Saturday June 30, 2012 instead of June 30 and July 1.
On the Friday night we will be holding two showings of a musical performance in the Miles Mac Theatre along with a wine and cheese social at Melrose.
On Saturday June 30, 2012 we will be holding an open house at Miles Mac with a number of events occuring during the day.
We will be holding another fundraiser for the event on Sunday April 10, 2011 at 2 pm in Gym A at Miles Mac when we will be hosting "Sisters of the Holy Rock" Tickets are $15.00 each and are available at the school office or from members of the Miles Mac Alumni Association or from members of the 2011 Miles Mac Grad Committee. Please enter through the Chelsea Avenue doors.
-Jim Smith-

Our very own Andy Hill spoofs his famous commercials in aid of the Winnipeg Humane Society. Absolutely hilarious, Andy! And thanks for helping out the homeless cats of Winnipeg...

This is a remembrance of Harry Zentner. I was a student of his many years ago (I will be 53 years old in March). Something made me think of him today, so I decided to Google him and discovered he had passed away (it brought tears to my eyes). As he was my teacher long ago, I have more feelings and impressions regarding him than detailed memories. But I guess I wanted to share that he made a real impact on my life. He was my teacher at a time when I had very low self-esteem, and a largely absent father who worked 12 hours a day/six days a week. I think Mr Zentner was a badly needed father figure for me, who inspired and guided me with his sense of humor, compassion, understanding, and his obvious love of teaching and for his students. I somehow got the sense that he believed in me, and it helped me to believe in myself. I'm a professor now at a university in S. Korea, and it has just occured to me that the kind of educator I strive to be, the image I have in my mind of what a good teacher is, is basically what Mr Zentner represented to me. To this day, of all my teachers (including my university profs) I consider him my favorite without question. Thank-you, Mr Zentner, for your presence on this earth. I know my life has been richer for it. Rest in peace.
 
-A former student-

Oh, those Brits...

Still hilarious, even with just one Ronnie...

  My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?" 

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake." 

                       Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 AM to 8 PM

Re: the mystery cowboy;
This just arrived... "A few clues. Imagine him just as cute, but much, much taller with a long, wavy shag(:P)."
-ANON-
Ed. note; With all that extra material, we're guessing those pants fit perfectly now...

Denise D. says "No idea who it is but they're cute as a button!"

Ed. note;
Kinda has the pants-to-chest Ed Grimly look going on, I must say...                                              





Andy H. says "I don't recognize the dude in pic, but the
 fireplace/heater in background has made a comeback.


                  


Ed. note;  Hmm... So have hardwood floors and flannel-lined pants...