-Submitted by a soon-to-retire-old-postman, tee hee-
Ed. note; Sounds to us like there's more than one old postie living a rich fantasy life.
The old letter carrier was delivering his route for the last time before retiring. Long- time customers greeted him at their doors with cards, chocolates and good wishes for a long and happy retirement. As he approached one house however, he was met at the door by a stunningly beautiful woman wearing nothing but a whisper-thin negligee. Taking his hand in hers, she led him up the stairs and into a romantic candle-lit bedroom, where she proceeded to fulfil each and every one of his fantasies, and even a few he didn't know he had. When the old postman was completely spent and had nodded off, the woman slipped quietly from the room. Soon the postie awoke to the unmistakable smell of frying bacon. Following his nose he found the beautiful woman in the kitchen, where she had prepared an amazing breakfast of fresh fruit salad, home made cinnamon buns, eggs Benedict and more. After eating until he nearly burst, the old postie got up and said " Gee ma'am, this has really been swell, but I should get back out and deliver the mail." As she helped him out the door, she gave him a little peck on the cheek and pressed a toonie into his hand. The postie looked at it in disbelief and said " Lady, after everything you've done for me this morning you're going to give me this too?" "It was my husband's idea" the woman answered. The postie's jaw dropped as he stammered "Your husband's?" "Yes indeed" she said. "I asked him what we should do for our retiring postman and he said 'Screw the postman, give him a toonie.' " Then she smiled proudly and said, "The breakfast was my idea."
-Submitted by a soon-to-retire-old-postman, tee hee- Ed. note; Sounds to us like there's more than one old postie living a rich fantasy life.
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