When he opens the door, he encounters two police officers, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether the officer can see a picture of the wife.
The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.
The officer looks carefully at the picture and then gravely says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook, and lets me play golf whenever I want to!"
-Submitted by Peter W.-
Ed. note; Equal opportunity womens' jokes enthusiastically welcomed...by the way Pete, how are things at home these days?