-Submitted by Sherril L.-
Ed. note; Not wishing to crack wise here, but there's nothing like using a little cheeky humor to get to the bottom of an issue that has plagued womankind for many moons...
To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: "Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.
-Submitted by Sherril L.- Ed. note; Not wishing to crack wise here, but there's nothing like using a little cheeky humor to get to the bottom of an issue that has plagued womankind for many moons...
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Sherril
9/29/2011 09:00:34 am
Mike 4
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Michael R
10/3/2011 02:12:05 pm
Sorry S, I didn't mean to bum you out by out-bumming you. Once a wise-az, always a wise-az;)
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