Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.
I started to cry when I thought of you.
Then it dawned on me...oh, crap...
I'll see you on the bus!
Submitted by Peter W.
To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors instead of illegals, in order to lower Pension and Health Care costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me...oh, crap... I'll see you on the bus! Submitted by Peter W.
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