By the end you'll just wish you had a f****** club and a spade.....
-Submitted by Peter Wilton-
Ed. note; Umm, Pete, should we be calling someone? Seriously though Peter, your submissions are greatly appreciated and enjoyed, and we would like to take this opportunity to once again gently remind our dear readers that this little e-rag depends on their input, be it personal stories, photos (old or new!), or even e-mails that are just too funny not to share. Bring it on...